Best .gif answers to the 10 most ridiculous poker related questions

Sometimes non-poker friends can hit you with absurd questions. Instead of facepalming (-‸ლ) just answer them by using one of those gifs.

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On Jun 2, 2017
1

'Playing poker? You must be a gambler then. How much you can put on the table - all your money, your car?'

Come on, do you really think that all poker players are degenerates?

2

'And what if you lose all your money?'

I've been bankrupt 20 times already. Wait, maybe that was 50?

3

'So you are saying that you are a winning player. How much did you win last year in poker, $500,000 or more? Hahaha.'

One million dollars. because I play biggest games against worst villains in the world!

4

'How do you react when someone wins a big pile of cash from you?'

I'm very angry.

5

'How does it feel to win a poker tournament?'

Nothing special.

6

'So you won a tournament. How will you spend all the money?'

I don't know yet, but I will spend it wisely.

7

'Do you play poker? How bout' strip poker hahah... ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )'?

Don't tease the lion.

8

Have you met someone famous at poker tables?'

Of course. Everyday I play with celebrities. I even have the telephone number of Katy Perry.

9

'I am winning player too. Do you know Zynga Poker?'

Yes, yes I do.

10

And some extra advice at the end. When your anti-poker girlfriend asks you: 'What are your plans for Sunday evening?'

Nothing special. Just the usual stuff.

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