You were way too young to get those SpongeBob dirty jokes

Watching SpongeBob as kids, we could never imagine all those dirty moments that were hiding right under our noses. Going back to this masterpiece a few years later discovers why our parents were so eager to watch it with us

Noam Gurevich
Created By Noam Gurevich
On Aug 29, 2019
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When SpongeBob's nose popped up from the ground

We are not sure which one of SpongeBob's organs popped up right in front of the Krusty Krab while the whole town was looking, but let's hope that it was his nose. When asked what was going on, SpongeBob simply replied: "Squiward said I can help by burying myself". Makes sense.

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Squidward is discovering the leaf blower

There's something dirty even about the name of this episode, "The Reef Blower", but this frame made us wonder whether SpongeBob should be moved to the adult-only watching time.

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SpongeBob is coming out of the closet

SpongeBob's house party was definitely the best place to chill at. What made it even better was the unexpected coming out of SpongeBob after checking his guests' coats into his closet (well, maybe it was a bit expected after all?).

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SpongeBob is watching the underwater adult-only channel

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We have no idea what is so inappropriate about this creepy sea anemone, but there is no doubt that SpongeBob was super embarrassed when he was getting caught watching it.

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SpongeBob being "insertive"

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We felt so bad for the fish that had to sit on SpongeBob's laps while he was practicing "insertiveness", but then we remembered that it's just a cartoon. Anyway, Mr. Plankton, please make sure that you speak clearer from now on.

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Don't drop the soap, Gary!

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We get that Gary is a snail whose scared he taking a shower. Legit. But why did SpongeBob have to warn him not to drop the soap? And why did he wink while saying that?

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SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krab go on a panty raid

Everyone had this awkward moment when they went panty-raiding and accidentally stole their mom's underpants, right???

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S.Y.N.T.

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It could be interesting to watch Mrs. Puff's reaction if she knew the dark meaning of SpongeBob's innocent greeting - too bad that a giant UFO hit her the following moment.

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Who can find the coin slot?

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Finding a new kiddie ride next to the Krusty Krab is probably one of the most exciting things that can happen in Bikini Bottom, but what if it comes out as nothing more than an innocent seahorse? We can only imagine which slot this poor fish tried to insert the coin to...

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Balloons or condoms?

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We can think of many original ways to create an artwork that will look like Squidward. Blowing condoms is not one of them.

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Mr. Krab's wiener thing

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Once upon a time, Mr. Krab tried to sell hotdogs in the Krusty Krab. Needless to say, Squidward was not happy with that and made a super cynical and dirty joke to his boss. He wished Mr. Krab that the whole "wiener thing" will "blow up right in his face". Subtle.

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4/20

The 20th episode of the fourth season is called "Best Day Ever". Not everyone will understand the secret meaning of this, or remember it. Good luck with that.

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Erected nose

SpongeBob's nose is doing it again - while he was wearing underwear on his face (as one does), his nose was strategically placed at the center.

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Texas

When SpongeBob pronounces Sandy's homeland, Texas, he separates two parts of the state's name and says "Tex-ass". We really don't think there's much to add about it, but yes, it's OK to laugh out loud even if you're not in 2nd grade.

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"There are children watching!"

While replacing the original Mermaid Man and Barnable Boy and fighting crime, SpongeBob and Patrick found themselves trapped in a cave. SpongeBob tried to find a way out, yet Patrick was on the ground with his hand in his pocket. Shocked by the weird situation, SpongeBob yelled at his friend: "Patrick what are you doing? There are children watching”. Adults are watching too, Patrick, just saying.

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