This Horse Is Better Looking Than You, And Me, And Literally Everyone Else, Ever.

This is Fredrick. Fredrick The Great.

Fredrick The Great is beautiful.

Fredrick is perfect. He just is. He is a perfect specimen of a horse. He looks like he is carved from black marble, by Michelangelo. But he isn't; he's an average horse, living in the Ozark Mountains in the U.S.

Fredrick is the Derek Zoolander of horses. Except he's better looking than Derek Zoolander. Here he is, posing for a fall spread.

Do you want to see Fredrick run? YOU AREN'T READY. But here it is anyway.

Imagine riding this horse into battle. Imagine it. All you'd need to do is show up. And everyone would bow down. Literally.

Here's a video of Fredrick. Be careful where you watch this. Don't operate any heavy machinery whilst you watch it.