What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A roller coaster
The road
The stock market
What should you do when you see a green man?
Ask him directions
Dance
Cross the road
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
Infinite
The letter "M"
A second
How can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump over it?
Sit next to it
Break it in half
Place it next to a wall
Which month do people sleep the least?
February
March
November
Which language do people speak without saying a word out loud?
Body Language
Love Language
Morse Code
What can never be placed in a sauce pan?
Food
Its lid
A spoon
What disappears if you say its name?
Time
Silence
Three doctors said that Robert was their brother. Robert said he had no brothers. Who is lying?
Robert
Neither, they're his sisters
The doctors
