Chuck Norris & Yoga

7th series in Ashtanga is called "Yoga Chuckitsa" and it cleanses every last drop of wuss from your soul.

When you say "Nunchuck" with your hands in prayer, it means: "The Chuck in me honors the Chuck in you..."

When Bikram told Chuck to lock his knee, Chuck locked Boss in a full nelson.

Chuck doesn't rub his post-yoga sweat back into his body—in fact, he doesn't even break a sweat.

When Chuck makes green juice, it turns yellow, like the coward that it is.

Chuck Norris is the only person Amma, the hugging mother, has ever refused to hug—and she said no twice.

Chuck Norris' Transcendental Meditation teacher gave him the mantra "Chucky-Om" over Skype and then paid Chuck $2,000 for the honor.

At Wanderlust, Chuck led a speakeasy session called, "Chuck Yo' Monkey Mind!"

At the "108 Om's for Peace" event, Chuck chanted 109... twice... while gagged.

When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.