Which eccentric football club owners are responsible for these memorable quotes?
Which eccentric football club owners are responsible for these memorable quotes?
Can you identify the eccentric football club owner by their words of... wisdom?
Can you identify the eccentric football club owner by their words of... wisdom?

"Some people made me out like the villain. I'm supposed to be the Bond villain, but actually I'm James Bond."
"I can be the best a**hole in the world but I’m not a bad person and I never want to hurt anyone."
"They [protesting fans] can die as soon as they want, as long as they leave the club for the majority who just want to watch good football."
“I am without doubt the person who’s been the most persecuted in the entire history of the world and the history of man.”
"[He] likes to grind your balls until you start to cry" - this quote is unattributed, but who is it about?
"I'm not Father Christmas, I'm not saying I'll make the world wonderful."
"I saw my wife having sex with my best friend in my swimming pool on the same day I discovered my farther (sic) stealing my shares"
"Messi is a cretin"
"We play orgy football. The other team know they're going to get it, but they don't know from who or from where."
"The fans are the golden fans for the country. I appreciate them much more than all the oil and gas reserves of Russia"