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The 11 Ways You Know You're A Crazy Dog Parent

Way Number One: You're me.

Nope
Created by Nope
On Feb 16, 2016
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So, you have a dog. Are you a crazy dog parent? Chances are yes if you do any of these things.

"and then I said, I don't even eat granola! So it COULDN'T have been me!"

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My Dogs have their own beds, my couch AND my bed to choose from. Guess where they go when they're muddy?

At least you'll be warm. Always.

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Who needs pictures of people? People aren't cute.

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Sometimes you've got to be a hero. Sometimes you've got to stay home and snuggle Snickers all night. Being an adult means making tough choices.

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Financial planning involves making sure you have cash for bigger purchases like a new dog bed, a grooming at an exclusive dog salon, and doggy massage sessions so Snickers doesn't feel tight all the time in his hind legs.

All of these purchases are very necessary.

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You have to Skype the dog or you will go through real life withdrawal symptoms that can get really ugly.

You may or may not have to spend hours cuddling a life size stuffed animal that resembles your dog.

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Your dog thinks he owns the sofa. And your bed. And the house.

It's not not true.

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You have a pack. And you're always considering "just one more".

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Look, it's important you make dog friends with other dogs. You have to keep everyone socialized you know?

*HELLO NEW BEST FRIEND GOOD BYE NEW BEST FRIEND*

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I mean, your dog is cuter than your relatives.

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And of course, you have to make sure Snickers is nutritionally fulfilled. That's just your job as a dog parent.

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Shout out to BoredPanda.com for this article!

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