Which X-MAN Would Be Your Husband?

Who needs Prince Charming when there's plenty of sexy mutants in tight spandex waiting to sweep you off your feet?

William Baggins
Created by William Baggins
On Aug 16, 2015

Scott Summers a.k.a Cyclops!

Scott Summers a.k.a Cyclops!

Looking for a man who will be loyal to the end and defend you at every turn? Scott Summers is that man! A natural born leader and a perfect physical specimen (if you don't count the need for special glasses that prevent concussive lasers from shooting out of his eyeballs), Cyclops is the leader of the X-Men and just about as desirable as they come. He's handsome, tall, fit, and... ahem, likes to "take charge". If that weren't enough, Scott always goes for the strong independent types such as yourself. In other words, he's loyal and protective without smothering you - A match made in mutant heaven, right here!

Kurt Wagner a.k.a Nightcrawler!

Kurt Wagner a.k.a Nightcrawler!

They say a man's sense of humor is much more important than his looks. Well, we certainly hope you feel this way because you're perfect match is German-born Kurt Wagner a.k.a the incredible Nightcrawler! He may look like a fuzzy blue demon but the man is still quite the debonair swashbuckler all things considered, and has the best sense of humor on the entire X-Men team. Life is about happiness and enjoying time with those you love - which makes Kurt your perfect (albeit fuzzy) match. He's also old-fashioned, nurturing, and very spiritual - so if you can ignore the tail and three-fingered hands then you're set for life, Fraulein! Unless you're into that sort of thing - in that case, what's the German word for jackpot!?

Hank McCoy a.k.a Beast!

Hank McCoy a.k.a Beast!

What if we told you you're perfect match was a world-renowned scientist with several prestigious degrees, a soft-hearted poet, AND also happened to be built like a brick house? Amazing, right? Well, if you don't mind him shedding on the furniture, that is! Henry "Hank" McCoy is the best of both worlds but just so happens to be covered in blue hair - we're guessing everywhere. Sure, he may look a bit on the "Sasquatch" side of things, but this incredibly intelligent romantic is dreamboat material where it counts for you. And we're willing to bet Hank's a bit of a - ahem... beast... in the bedroom, as well... Sorry, we had to.

Piotr Rasputin a.k.a Colossus!

Piotr Rasputin a.k.a Colossus!

Russian born Piotr Rasputin has heard your calls for companionship, and has answered with a resounding "Da, comrade!" You value a man who is strong, courageous, and confident - but never arrogant. Piotr a.k.a Colossus is all of these things and then some, without being an obnoxious meathead. He's the X-Men's resident silver muscle with a heart of gold. Colossus may look like a simple towering pile of metallic "go punch that", but he is an artist and traveler at heart - and wants nothing more than to paint you into his world. Ready yourself for romantika, prekrasnyy!

Remy LeBeau a.k.a Gambit!

Remy LeBeau a.k.a Gambit!

Mon Cheri! Now we know he's gorgeous - but please refrain from throwing your clothing at the screen long enough for us to inform you that your perfect match is none other than Cajun bad-boy-jackpot Remy LeBeau a.ka. Gambit. A former master thief with as many skeletons in his closet as skin-tight spandex outfits, Gambit may be hard to get a hold of but once you have he's yours for life, cher. You've got a soft spot for the loners - the bad boys who follow their own rules, and Remy knows a thing or two about winning the ladies over with some southern charm and mysterious swagger. His smoldering good looks and ridiculously sexy Cajun accent just so happen to be major, major perks. Consider this "winning" this quiz, if there is such a thing.

Logan a.k.a Wolverine!

Logan a.k.a Wolverine!

Want a fierce love that will last a lifetime? How about one that will last four lifetimes, emphasis on the "fierce"? You're perfect match is the one and only Logan - but we all know him better as Wolverine (or Hugh Jackman, which is a MAJOR "yes please" plus). Logan may have a temper and be quick to jump, but he is also extremely passionate, loyal - and honest. He'd take a bullet (or twelve) for you, and live to love you more for it. The man is gruff and rugged on the outside with the heart of a teddybear buried deep within - which is a win-win for you. His confidence and manly demeanor are both must-haves for you, and there's not a manlier man on the planet that The Wolverine!