Which Trader Joe's Free Sample Are You?
Which Trader Joe's Free Sample Are You?
In a world of Mandarin Orange Chickens, do you have what it takes to be a Chocolate-Covered Edamame? Take our quiz to find out just which Trader Joe's free sample you are.
In a world of Mandarin Orange Chickens, do you have what it takes to be a Chocolate-Covered Edamame? Take our quiz to find out just which Trader Joe's free sample you are.

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Your favorite way to let loose is...
Your favorite flavor of ice-cream is...
Meatless Meatballs
Meatless Meatballs
People think you're made of meat, but you're not. Your ability to keep people on their toes is what makes you unique. You spend your days watching food documentaries like Forks Over Knives, Food Inc., and Cowspiracy.
Mini Cinnamon Sugar Churros
Mini Cinnamon Sugar Churros
You're like a regular churro, but smaller. You're really sweet. You run a One Direction fan account twitter, and it's your absolute #1 priority. You're still recovering from when Zayn left, but you're really proud of him and his artistic solo endeavor.
Tarte à l'Oignon
Tarte à l'Oignon
No one knows what you are and we're all too afraid to find out. You enjoy David Lynch films, submitting to The New Yorker's "Shouts & Murmurs" and you refuse to associate with anyone who didn't listen to season one of Serial.
Rosemary Garlic Monkey Bread
Rosemary Garlic Monkey Bread
You're the epitome of "Lady in streets, freak in the sheets." You can't be put into any "one box." You're not just monkey bread and you're not just rosemary garlic - you're both. You're original, like an early 2000s HBO show. You dream big and live freely.