Are You Ready For A New Baby?

My nephew slept like a baby. I hope my next baby will carry the same genes.

Sure, all my kids slept like babies from day 1

NO!

I can't go out in the evenings, my child is too young.

I drink, have fun and thank god for my wonderful life.

I am looking at my cellphone every five minutes checking if the babysitter is searching for me.

Oh, what a cute little thing. I forgot raising a child could be rewarding at times.

Oh, what a cute little thing. A baby's smile compensates for all the sleepless nights and worries.

Oh, what a cute little thing. Luckily I don't have to do anything when he cries.

Why don't they have special flights for babies and their parents?

Poor thing. If she continues to suffer like this I'll offer her parents some help in calming her down.

Oh my, I hope he falls asleep soon because I'm just too tired.

You wind up wasting all your time in the babies' department looking for new designs.

You buy yourself some nice stuff knowing that someday all your time and money will be spent on your new baby.

You swear to do the same thing again very soon, as you're carrying the heavy bags with your new clothes to the car.