Who Said It: Gwyneth Paltrow Or A Twitter Troll?
One and the same, really.
"Life is short, but a whole load of marriages out there just got shorter. "
Gwyneth Paltrow
A Twitter troll
“No. I think [drunk people] are the idiot people and I’m the normal person."
“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”
"Hate to say I told you so... another case of #DigitalDistortion"
“I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”
"It's amazing how much you suck."
"She's a grade A narcissist. She thinks everything she says or does is 'cute.' And it's sooooo NOT."
"Every woman can make time [to work out]—every woman—and you can do it with your baby in the room."
"Is that a pimple or a piercing? Gross."
“I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup."
“I mean, honey, be real, you gotta put years [in] before you can actually dethrone me."
"Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidneys. I’m so tired."
