Who’s Your Detective Partner? By Rahul and Ravi (aka The Defective Detectives)
Who’s Your Detective Partner? By Rahul and Ravi (aka The Defective Detectives)
So you fancy yourself as a detective, eh? Do you have the eye to see what is hidden in plain sight? Do you have the nose to sniff out criminals? Do you have the ear to hear the neighbour’s dog barking (and the leg to run away from the ruffian)? Do you have the tongue to taste a cheesy pizza, a serving of fries, a juicy burger, a—okay, let’s get this over with so we can go eat.
Find out who would be your perfect detective partner and compliment your sleuthing skills!
So you fancy yourself as a detective, eh? Do you have the eye to see what is hidden in plain sight? Do you have the nose to sniff out criminals? Do you have the ear to hear the neighbour’s dog barking (and the leg to run away from the ruffian)? Do you have the tongue to taste a cheesy pizza, a serving of fries, a juicy burger, a—okay, let’s get this over with so we can go eat.
Find out who would be your perfect detective partner and compliment your sleuthing skills!

You’re in school and a classmate has just found out that one of their pencils is missing. What do you do?
You see a man wearing a cap and a jacket from your bedroom window. He looks around nervously and disappears around a corner. You:
What do you do when you take a holiday?
What are your thoughts on code names for detectives?
Your partner suddenly goes missing for days without telling you. What do you think they are doing?
Finally, which statement do you agree with the most?
Ravi and Rahul
Ravi and Rahul
High-five partner! You’re one of us! We knew all along that you had it in you! Now, come on! Let’s follow that little old lady there with the massive dog. Which dog is that big? It must be a horse, or a buffalo, or a dragon!
Sam
Sam
Ha-ha-ha! You got stuck with the nerd! Okay, so she does solve a lot of cases, and on several occasions quicker than us, and she is more practical, and she does think better on her feet—BUT SHE’S STILL A NERD! Ha-ha! Joke’s on you... (gulp).
Inspector Inspector
Inspector Inspector
Oooh, cozying up to the Boss Supreme, are we? Well, if you’re so good at figuring things out, why couldn’t you figure out the result of this quiz BEFORE you took it, huh? Why did you have to answer all the questions first? Yeah, answer us that, smarty pants!
SUPPANDIIIII!
SUPPANDIIIII!
What the what?! What are you doing here, Suppandi? We’ve told you a bazillion times—no, we can’t solve crimes with you because... errr... we’re on a top secret mission! That’s right. Super secret. Totally clandestine. No, clandestine is not the thing that hangs from the ceiling. That’s CHANDELIER. Sigh.