Which Hogwarts house are you? Find out with Time Out London’s Sorting Hat
Which Hogwarts house are you? Find out with Time Out London’s Sorting Hat
Wizards, witches and muggles of London, it’s time to sort your lives out. Take our city-based quiz to see which Hogwarts house you’re in.
Wizards, witches and muggles of London, it’s time to sort your lives out. Take our city-based quiz to see which Hogwarts house you’re in.

Your parents are coming to town. Where do you take them?
Shit’s going down on the (K)night Bus. Do you:
The Leaky Cauldron’s got a new pop-up. What do you order?
TfL’s called another tube strike. How do you get to work?
Four London Quidditch teams have made it into the 2016 Olympics. Who are you supporting?
Your landlord has finally said you can get a cat. What type do you go for?
You bump into your ex in a bar. How do you approach them?
You need a break from the capital. Where do you go?
The tube roundel is up for redesign. What new symbol do you submit?
You see your dream job advertised on LinkedIn. What is it?
The queue for ‘Harry Potter and the Cursed Child’ tickets is overflowing. How do you get your hands on one?
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff
Sure, David Mitchell once referred to your house as ‘the bumbling badger of mediocrity’ but there’s much more to you Hufflepuffers than people think. You’re kind, easy-going, and you don’t mind a day out at the Cutty Sark. Oh no, hang on, you’re actually quite boring. Best go back and fake a few of those answers...
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw
‘Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure’, which makes you pretty flush. Congrats. Clever, shrewd and not afraid to stand out, Ravenclaws are the skyscrapers of the wizarding world. Seriously, if the Shard was a Hogwarts house, you would be it (just painted blue with a giant projection of an eagle on it).
Gryffindor
Gryffindor
You belong in Gryffindor where ‘the brave at heart’ dwell, just like the majority of the best characters in ‘Harry Potter’. Good for you! Although there has been the odd accusation of pointless heroics. And arrogance. And blatant disregard for rules... But who cares what anyone says? Your symbol’s a lion, FFS.
Slytherin
Slytherin
Otherwise known as evil bastards. There’s a reason you self-centered lot get a bad rep (you know – the scheming, the bullying, the criminal activity) but at least you’ve got the balls to get what you want. Powerful people don’t reach the top by being clever or brave now, did they? Go on, crush em!