Which VK flavour are you?
Which VK flavour are you?
If you're Green, you're psychotic
If you're Green, you're psychotic
Describe your idea of a perfect night out
Pick a holiday destination
Do you strawpedo?
All your mates want to go home, but you think it's too early. What do you do?
How many VK can you hold in both hands?
Pick a colour
Someone says they want to play a game at pres. What is your reaction?
How would you describe yourself
How ashamed are you of your favourite VK flavour?
You spill all your VK down you. What do you do next?
Blue
Blue
You're an immature wrong'un, stuck in 2010 when you used to drink blue coloured drinks in the park and when dubstep was still a thing. You get a thrill from your tongue going blue, and insist on sticking your tongue out in all the photos to prove you have just drank some Blue VK. You're able to hold 4 at a time, and will strawpedo them all within 10 seconds. You spend most of your night at the bar ordering more, or topless chanting "Will Grigg's on fire".
Black Cherry
Black Cherry
You're slightly rogue and have an acquired taste. As well as Black Cherry VK you also enjoy food like liquorice and Spam - which aren't to everyone's tastes. But you're confident to try something different, you're the Steve Jobs of the VK world. You hold 1-2 at once because you wouldn't dare carry more with the possibility of giving one away, considering 50 per cent the population despises the taste.
Green
Green
You display psychotic behaviour and need to see a specialist. Either that, or they ran out of all the other flavours and you were literally forced to drink this. You only buy one at the bar because you're fucking sinister.
Orange
Orange
If you've got Orange then this is confirmation you've got your shit together. It's arguably cooler than Tropical, less in your face and loud, but definitely as fun, if not more fun than Tropical drinkers. You'll carry as many as you can in one go
- around 6 - and don't mind giving a few away because you're just so nice.
Tropical
Tropical
You're the ultimate woo girl. You probably own a Fiat 500, a unicorn mug and a cupboard of glitter. You enjoy asking for tropical at the bar because it's soooo on trend and makes everyone think you're super fun - which you are. You can easily hold 4-5 at a time, and will definitely dribble/spill at least one down your jeans and a nice top.
Ice
Ice
You don't really like going out or bring much to the party - you're just there, sipping your Ice in the corner. You probably leave the club early and do minimal dancing because you HAVE to go to your 9am. You'll carry 2 VK at a time, but will leave half on the side as you leave.
Strawberry & Lime
Strawberry & Lime
You hate VK and you don't know what you're doing . You're more of a Koppaberg/Rekorderlig (hence the strawberry and lime), and thought that was what you would be getting back when you ordered such a fruity drink. You would definitely pour this into a glass to drink it, and the idea of strawpedoing repulses you.