Which Presidential Candidate Would Be Your Perfect College Roommate?

Lose your shit and build a wall, that will keep the bastard out

Ignore it and go back to sleep, you've got class tomorrow

What do you expect from living in this moral vacuum created by Cultural Marxism? Also draw a dick on their head

Get them a glass of water and tuck them in, its important to look after the worst off

Pick the best room before anyone else can

Wait for everyone, it's important that each person gets a fair start

You are the most qualified person here, you should decide

Start to decorate, it needs to look unbelievable

Wash the cheese grater, to make your roommate grate again

Leave them to stew, you don't recognize any of these, who even are these dishes?

The 1% have used 50% of the dishes again

Wait why are their dishes there, did I deport the help?

No, never, not even toilet paper

People actually own their own toothpaste?

Whatever, just don't use my shampoo, and if you so much as look at my conditioner... This takes work you know

I always have a personal ensuite

Pop it on your head, it makes a terrific hair piece

Roast it, we need to feed the 99%

Teach it to sit down and roll over, "please clap"

It has to leave, it came here illegally, it would set a precedent

Stock up on booze, this is going to be yuuuuge!

Set up strategic sick points - failing to prepare is preparing to fail

You make everyone promise to come to your party and only your party

Use it as an excuse to invite a dozen people who don't really want to see you

It's in their nature, you'll get over it

Cut them off in the hall and keep talking at them till they give up, possibly citing Doctor Zeuss

Wait till the morning and point out that he/she is one of many and will be forgotten

Try and join in, we're all in this together