How Did He Get Away With That?!
How Did He Get Away With That?!
As another X Factor series has just started, see if you can remember some of Simon Cowell's best responses to auditions EVER.
As another X Factor series has just started, see if you can remember some of Simon Cowell's best responses to auditions EVER.
"I just hated every second of that."
"That must've been worse than childbirth."
"No, that silence isn't the sound of awe; it's the sound of utter terror."
"I'm sorry darling I don't think I can make you famous. Try the circus."
"You actually sing like a train going off the rails. You sort of start off in tune, and then it goes completely off. And very, very fast."
"Are you actually trying to sing out of tune?"
"Oh gosh, where do I start? I mean I'm not being rude but you look like the Incredible Hulk's wife."
"It was a bit like ordering a hamburger, and only getting the bun."
"If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning."
"Do you have a singing teacher? Get a lawyer and sue her."
"You sound a bit like Dory from that Pixar film, are you trying to speak whale?"
"I just don't understand you."
"If anyone has ever wondered what a cat plummeting to its death would sound like, that was it."
"You have the personality of a handle."
"I'm tempted to ask if you sang that the night before your wife left you."