What Type Of 1950s Housewife Would You Be?

Find out what type of housewife you would have been in the 1950s.

TheRoseBud
Created By TheRoseBud
On Dec 27, 2015

You're at the grocery store shopping for dinner, what do you buy?

Your mother in law is coming over, how do you feel about that?

You're having a party. What do you do?

How many kids do you have/want?

What word best describes you?

What is your favorite way to relax?

How do you get ready for a date?

How do you handle criticism?

The Bored Housewife

The Bored Housewife

Every day is the same and you've grown incredibly bored. Husband is at work all day and you barely leave the house unless it's to go to the grocery store. You wish you had more company, but the neighborhood you live in is full of old people. You long for the days when you were wild and free.

The Alluring Housewife

The Alluring Housewife

You are sexy and keep your husband on his toes. Although he often wonders what you're really doing while he's at work. Have you flirted with the milk man today? You use your charm to gain power and control over those closest to you. One of your best assets is your beauty and your unwavering ability to get what you want.

The Jaded Housewife

The Jaded Housewife

You are upset at your husband because he's not giving you what you need, either emotionally or financially. You are over this whole housewife thing and you're quite bitter about it. Are his shoes shined? Who cares. Dinner ready? Maybe, who knows. Laundry done? Gee, if he wants clean underwear he can wash it himself.

The Gossiping Housewife

The Gossiping Housewife

Wonder what Barbara is doing down the street? I should give her a call, maybe she knows what Betty is doing. Maybe I should talk to her about how drunk Vivian was at the holiday party a few days ago, poor girl. Does she know her husband has been seen sneaking out of their house around 11 pm every night? At least that's what Marie said. Wait, what was I talking about again? You are the neighborhood gossiper. Everyone knows to call you when a scandal breaks out.

The Ultimate Housewife

The Ultimate Housewife

You are the ultimate housewife, you could have written the book on how to be the perfect wife and mother of the 50s. House cleaned? Check. Dinner ready? Yes and it smells delicious, as always. You make sure everything is the way it's supposed to be, all while keeping your hair perfectly styled. You take pride in your home and love your life. Your husband and kids are always happy and you live the American Dream.

The Secretive Housewife

The Secretive Housewife

Mysterious and cunning, you are the secretive housewife. You give the death stare to anyone who even looks at you sideways. You are ruthless and fearless, and also very hard to read. Even your husband is sometimes wondering what on earth you must be thinking. You are quiet and know things even the neighborhood gossiper wouldn't know, but you'll never tell. Mum's the word.

The Clueless Housewife

The Clueless Housewife

This whole housewife thing has flown over your head. You open a cookbook but it's like reading a foreign language. When vacuuming the living room, it's a success if you don't trip over the cables and send your entire table flying over with all the fine china on it. Left the ironing board on too long again and burned a hole through his work shirt? Husband won't know if you just go to the store and buy a couple new white shirts anyway!