Who Said It? Donald Trump Or Peter Griffin?

"I beat China all the time. All the time..."

"We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus..."

"Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch..."

"Let's go take a ride in my open jeep. I took the doors off so it's extra terrifying..."

"There's nothing an un-stretched, middle-age body likes more than explosive movement..."

"Time to put the might mouse in the White House..."

"While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct..."

"The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's..."

"Tiny children are not horses—one vaccine at a time, over time..."

"He was slightly inconveniencing me and Joe, so we threatened to destroy his family..."

"I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about..."

"I have a great relationship with the blacks..."

"We are the proud nation where someone can shoot up their entire workplace with a thing, and then the next day nobody talks about banning that thing!"

"It enhances my life to know how your life is going!"

"In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history..."

"She is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb - other than that I like her very much!"

"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits..."

"The Hispanics love me..."

"We're all a little chubby, but she's just worse than most of us..."

"I don't want to use the word "screwed," but I screwed Gaddafi..."

"I want you on my team for everything... except for sports..."

"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad..."

"I hate to sound like every woman ever, but I'm depressed..."