Can You Identify The Real Niche Music Genres?

Crispy otter - A bizarre strain of guitar music conceived to Anglicise traditional mariachi bands

Meningrad - A form of heavy metal in which lyrics are targeted against Feminism and for men's rights

Urban Quest - Minimal House music designed to 'lead' the listener through an imagined cityscape

Lamp - Music made with lamps

Spatula - Music made with spatulas

Pussy piano- Inspired by the sounds of piano-playing cats on YouTube, a soft lounge jazz recorded by real pianists hitting keys with their cat's paws

Feline Funk - Dance music designed to give single, middle-aged ladies with cats a chance to dance at home

Obamarana - A genre solely comprised of the sound picked up on microphones as Barack Obama walks up to his lectern for urgent White House statements

Banter - Like whale song but for 'lads'. Mostly archive audio of weak school children being bullied

Bucolic wonk sling - Rebel music originating from suppressed Home Counties' teenagers in the 1990s

Arable - Similar to vegan straight edge, but only allowing plants or crops to create the music, rather than humans. It's very quiet

Gentrification Dub - A new form of improvised bass music inspired by protest chants

Camden conker - Gentle folk music spawned in the mid-2000s in response to the rise of 'cool' North London artists such as The Libertines and Amy Winehouse

Post-rock Panpipes - An attempt, in vain, by traditionalists to resurrect panpipe music in the late 1970s

Conflab - An upbeat retro Italian creation, in which aggressive smalltalk is played over Vaudeville-style piano

Waste Paper Basket - A mixed genre born in 2010 to 'give life to our rubbish', asking artists to record previously discarded songs

Comic Sans - A largely despised, yet no doubt popular form of children's pop