Can you guess what these absurd French idioms mean?

To feel awfully jealous of another person

To want to kill each other

To be like a bull in a china shop

I'm having a heart attack

My arms are not being used and are falling off

I'm sick

To have stomach cramps

To have eaten too many noodles

To be a terrible liar

To stop being generous

To become a vegan

To stop eating seafood and fish

To feel awful about bullying a nerd person

To bully a nerdy person

To buy new glasses

To be a mean person

To be foolish

To have glorious shiny hair

To be completely romantic

To be a weird fanatical person

To be a fabulous hairdresser

To be very stubborn

To be caught being a liar

To sound like gibberish

"You're adorable!"

"We're definitely related!"

"That's my boy!"