Who said it: David Hasselhoff or Brian Blessed?

“I'm a fully trained cosmonaut and have completed 800 hours training which has made me the No. 1 civilian reserve ready to visit the International Space Station. I am determined to go up, and I want to explore the moon, Mars and beyond.”

"I feel like Elvis. Only alive."

“When I was 11, I played the part of Rumpelstiltskin, and my teacher told me I would make a great actor.”

“There was the polar bear. I just looked at him, my instinct straightaway was ‘yaaaaaaaaaaaah’. I hit his nose and he ran off. I saved his life. I couldn’t bear the thought of him being shot.”

“Pamela Anderson is as impressive as the Dalai Lama – in her own way.”

"Failure usually works for me in the end."

“There will be no funeral. Before I get too old and ill, I’ll go to South America and live among the Pemon people and meditate. When the time is right, they can throw my body into the volcano.”

“Life is a re-discovery.”

"I once didn't work out for six weeks. It took me forever to get the weight off."

“I have marvellous dreams. I meet Buddha, I meet Jesus, I meet Mohammed. I constantly dream of space, stars and planets: we are the children of stardust.”

"I have an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records as the most-watched person on television."

“I have lungs twice the size of a normal man – I’m lucky.”

"I think people respect me because they feel that I'm kind of like Christmas. I come back every year. You can't get rid of me. I just keep coming back."

“I love Scotland. I was made an honorary Wallace after my work on 'Braveheart,' you know. If I have two or three days off, I love nothing more than driving up there and climbing around Glencoe.”

"I delivered a baby in a park, bit the umbilical cord and licked the infant's face clean."

“KITT, come pick me up.”