QUIZ: Are you in love or is it just a crush?

An embarrassing amount of time that I refuse to disclose precisely

IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS AND I'M STILL IN THIS EMOTIONAL HELLHOLE

Not very long, but the feelings are intense and time won't change that

Less than a year

I fall in love with someone new every day

Never, until now

Several times

I have no heart to speak of, Sugarscape. I'm a medical mystery

They can make my day 300x better by just smiling at me from across the room

They're a complete and total mystery

They know exactly what I'm thinking before I think it

They're so gorgeous it burns my retinas just looking at them

I'm not sure to be honest. It's too early to tell.

I can't see us growing old together

I already know what shade our garden fence is going to be

In a parallel universe, yes. In this pitiful universe, no.

I find an escape route and body-crawl out the room before they see me

I feel like the stars have aligned and this moment is very, very important

I clam up, sweat all my bodily fluids out within seconds, and behave like an absolute moron

I flirt outrageously and enjoy it when them seem to respond

I'D RATHER DIE A THOUSAND PAINFUL DEATHS.

Um, no

It would be a little weird if that was our first ever conversation, so probably not

Yes, and we'd laugh about it together because we're so perfect it hurts

Like I'm a good pal, and nothing more

I don't think they've ever noticed me

They always find some excuse to talk to me

I'm not sure, but I think I've caught their eye a few times