What Kind of Smooth by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty Are You?
What Kind of Smooth by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty Are You?
Man, this quiz is a hot one.
Man, this quiz is a hot one.
Pick a Shrek character
Select a smoothie flavor
What kind of sailing do you prefer?
It's getting hot in here. What do you do?
Choose a word that rhymes with emotion
Somebody...
What kind of bread are you?
Choose a Mystery Men character
What color is your mood ring?
How will you inform your crush that you are an ageless, eternal entity, and as they grow old you will remain the same, and when they die you will mourn them for countless eternities, until the earth itself passes into flame, and then you will drift through space, meditating on the sorrow of their death?
Select a chicken companion
You can pop one pimple. Which will you choose?
Hot cube
You got the kinda lovin' that can be so smooth. What do you do?
Hot One
Hot One
You are a hot one. More specifically, you are a mass of hot, humid air bringing unseasonably warm temperatures to the northeastern section of Manhattan. You rode into Harlem on the coattails of a high pressure front. Now your late summer heat, coupled with humidity, is a meteorological phenomenon that has everyone saying, "MAN, it's a hot one."
My Reason For Reason
My Reason For Reason
You are my reason for reason. My raison d'être. The justification for my existence. And if you said this life ain't good enough, I would give my world to lift you up. I could change my life to better suit your mood. Because you're so smooth.
Muñequita
Muñequita
You are a muñequita, which means "little doll." It's normally a term of endearment, but in this case, you're actually a little doll. You may lack agency or any meaningful sense of free will, much less an ability to cognize the world, but at least you're adorable. But, I'll tell you one thing. If you would ever leave it would be a crying shame.
Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
You are a pastiche of metaphors and cultural references. Not only are you a diaspora community for Mexican immigrants residing in New York City, but you are an iconic 16th century Italian portrait with an enigmatic smile. Are you Hispanic or Italian? By virtue of your non-whiteness, you are an inherently sexual creature. Ooh, so exotic.
The Step In My Groove
The Step In My Groove
You are the step in my groove. You are a series of nerve impulses communicated from my brain to the various limbs in my body as I dance to the beat of the song "Smooth" by Carlos Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty. Without you I would be an inert lump of flesh, unable to move, much less dance to my jam.
The Ocean Under The Moon
The Ocean Under The Moon
You are a large body of water beneath a celestial body. The rise and fall of your levels are caused by the combined effects of the gravitational forces exerted by the Moon and the Sun and the rotation of the Earth. At this particular juncture, light energy from the Sun is bouncing off the Moon and reflecting on your surface and onto the optic nerve of Rob Thomas, who is at this moment standing on a beach somewhere. What is he doing? He is looking at the ocean and contemplating how smooth it is. Your smoothness is the result of a recent low pressure front that has left the mass of air at this particular location relatively motionless. Elsewhere on the globe, you are a roiling tsunami. But here, your surface is smooth. It's the same as the emotion that I get from you.