Which Saezuru Tori wa Habatakanai character are you?

So... you're up for anything, huh? You like to play around, strut your stuff, and occasionally grab people by the balls - but you're very serious when it comes to paying off your debts. You aren't phased by physical pain and you really don't know your own limits. You're known for your irresistible allure and your bedroom skills know no bounds, however on the back of your mind you're always thinking of that one person who can make you forget about the facade you've so skillfully conjured up for yourself. Sometimes you imagine you're broken forever, but of course that's not the case. Deep down, you feel everything twice as much as everyone else, you're just great at hiding it! You've also got a wicked poker face when it comes to drink so no one can tell when you're utterly sloshed.
Nice suit, by the way.

People might be scared of you on first impressions, but once you open your mouth they're immediately put at ease. You're forward and polite when addressing those you respect, but you have a brutal side when it comes to protecting the ones you love. You will do ANYTHING for them, and I mean ANYTHING - standing for hours in the rain? Been there done that. Beating up a room full of yakuza? That's old news. Chopping off a finger? No problem, hand me the knife. You have a bit of a superhero complex when it comes to your loved ones, and you can't stand seeing any of them come to harm, so you'll put yourself at detrimental risk no matter the consequences. You're a cinnamon roll at heart but sometimes you should think about yourself - people care about you too. You're also DEFINITELY not a morning person.

One word: RELAX.
You're obsessed with your reputation as a bit of a hard-knock and you'll go to extreme lengths in order to uphold your beliefs, even if you end up banged up in prison for it. You have a very tough exterior with a gooey, secretly romantic interior which can be extremely difficult to get to, especially as you yourself consider it a weakness. You have a resting bitch face and you like to show people who's boss, but in the end you're mostly all bark and no bite. Like a terrier. Terriers are cute though so it's okay.

Other people's stupidity tends to frustrate you a lot. You like to do your job well and you always get the task at hand done complete, but you're also up for a laugh. You're easy to get along with and people look up to you as a roll model, but you have an intense loyal side which can get you into sticky situations more often than not. You'll always go the extra mile for your work even if you're told not to by higher-ups. Justice means so much to you, at least, justice on your terms. Anyone who screws that up is sent straight to your blacklist.

You're a bright shining little star of freckles and adorableness. Even if you don't actually HAVE freckles, you're a freckle at heart. You're grounded and people tend to be dependent on you but you're cool with that. You're cool with most things - even getting sneezed on. You're likely the sanest person in the group at any one time and you often find yourself wondering: "How did I get here?"
It's because you're too nice, pumpkin. Don't let 'em take advantage of you.

You like to be the mature, grown up person and often consider yourself very down to earth, however you're actually terribly unobservant. You're not great at reading people but you don't judge them either - not a jot. Hell, you're into a lot of weird stuff yourself, though you might not seem it, so who are you to judge others? You understand that everyone is different, and that's why you make the best friend to the strangest people - even so, you can be very short-sighted when it comes to others. Sometimes you take yourself a little too seriously and you're easily embarrassed by romantic gestures (when in actuality you secretly love it). You're also brutally honest which is something a lot of people like about you.

You're crazy, young at heart, and not afraid to show it. You like to tease those you like and enjoy the reactions this brings. It's very obvious when you don't like someone as you've adopted a 'no bullshit' policy. People tend to overlook the fact that you're great at reading those around you, and you can judge a situation just by measuring the vibe a person gives off. You hide this talent through mockery while quietly gaining information. You tend to go for older partners and you're unapologetically outspoken. Being savage rules.

You're as smooth as a blended cocktail and you don't pull punches. You're sneaky, intelligent and independent, and you'll only share your plans with the people you trust the most (which is very few). You have quite the sadistic side, you're utterly savage when it comes to achieving the things you want and you'll do anything to get it, as long as it doesn't cost you your own life - you've been through enough already and you're tired of getting your hands dirty. People look up to you and want to impress you, but watch out - there are many who could be jealous of that and it won't do you any good to openly flaunt your assets.