How well do you know these songs by The Wurzels?

It soothes all me troubles away

Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay,

you can smell the cow shed too.

With a gurt big stick I’ll knock ‘im down

‘Ow’s ‘E Father?

blackbird I’ll ‘ave 'ee!

When folks do swear, and tear their hair,

Well I've never been to school, never been to college

He chased I up a tree, and I hollered "Leave I be,"

The corn's half cut, and so be we!

We'll knock the milkchurns over, and roll 'em in the clover,

And there's still more cider in the jug!

Hear the old folks, the yarns they spin,

Some times were good, and some times were bad,

Take me by the village inn,

But when she grabbed me radishes she yelled out with delight

But when she felt me gooseberries so hairy and so light

I’d like to take a sample of your celery home tonight.

Now the pigs and the chickens are digging up the dirt

And every time he clicks his castanets,

Now the farmer's misses went wild with delight,

Off we sped to the old cowshed, the cows they did adore us

Off he blew with Amos Draper, trailin' yards of toilet paper,

Now Bernard Mace has a shirt of lace, and 'is hair completely 'ides his face,

I can't tell a drake from a duck, Sir...

Now I'm her debonair Somerset millionaire -

With shovel and stick, I lays it on thick,

When the nights are dark and stormy

The boat starts swingin, you'll hear them singin'

Creeps along the riverside and chills your feet