Which Snarky Tea Are You?

Are you fierce and fabulous or a hot sticky mess? Take this quick quiz to find out!

SnarkyTea
Created By SnarkyTea
On Jun 19, 2018

You woke up this morning and thought...

Last Friday night you...

When you look in the mirror, you see...

The song that best describes your life is...

Finally, which photo best represents you?

Fierce B*tch

Fierce B*tch

YYYAAASSSS, HONEY! You're fierce, you're fabulous and you're killin' the game! Just like our unique rosy black tea, you're stunning on the outside and BOLD on the inside. When you walk by, flowers perk up and haters bow down. Watch out world, this girl's coming for you! (BUY FIERCE B*TCH TEA HERE: https://www.snarkytea.com/collections/shop-teas/products/fierce-b-tch-tea )

Calm The F**k Down

Calm The F**k Down

You need to Calm The F**k Down, girlfriend! Yes, adulting is hard. You're surrounded by idiots who just don't get it. We feel you but you're way too fabulous to be weighed down by nonsense. You need to stop troublin' yourself and TREAT YO' SELF! Take a break, plan a trip and enjoy the simple pleasures - like a soothing sip of our Caribbean fruit rooibos tea. (BUY CALM THE F**K DOWN TEA HERE: https://www.snarkytea.com/collections/shop-teas/products/calm-the-f-k-down-tea)

Get Your A** In Bed

Get Your A** In Bed

You need to Get Your A** In Bed, girlfriend! You're tired all day but the moment 10 P.M. rolls around you've got the energy of a tweaked out toddler. By midnight you find yourself cyber-stalking. 2 A.M. and you're googling symptoms of diseases you've convinced yourself you have. Stop the madness! Our lavender, lemongrass and chamomile tea can help you relax and unplug. Now get some rest, gorgeous. (BUY GET YOU A** IN BED TEA HERE: https://www.snarkytea.com/collections/shop-teas/products/get-your-a-in-bed-tea )

Get Your Sh*t Together

Get Your Sh*t Together

You might need to Get Your Sh*t Together, girlfriend. You're a frequent flier on the hot mess express and you're avoiding the 118 unread texts on your phone for a reason. It’s fine. Keep your head up and own that sh*t. You’re fabulous and edgy and that’s why we love you. Pour yourself a big cup of our green tea with ginger root, lemongrass and lemon myrtle. We’ll work on easing your hangover and you can work on deleting your Snapchat story. (BUY GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER TEA HERE: https://www.snarkytea.com/collections/shop-teas/products/get-your-sh-t-together-tea )

Namaste Motherf**ker

Namaste Motherf**ker

Namaste Motherf**ker! You're the kind of girl who finds inner-balance wherever she goes. You don't give a f**k about the drama and you love taking care of what matters: YOU! Our delicious raspberry orange green tea is perfect for our spirited sisters who know the value of comfort and individuality . #SpandexAndNetflix (BUY NAMASTE MOTHERF**KER HERE: https://www.snarkytea.com/collections/shop-teas/products/namaste-motherf-ker-tea )

Wake The F**k Up

Wake The F**k Up

You need to Wake The F**k Up, girlfriend! You're not exactly a morning person. In fact, you'd like to punch Roger from accounting every time he announces that it's "another day in paradise!". You need something better than coffee but still legal. Our cinnamon black tea, packed with heavy hitting stimulants like Yerba Mate and Gotu Kola, will have you feeling (almost) human in no time. (BUY WAKE THE F**K UP TEA HERE: https://www.snarkytea.com/collections/shop-teas/products/wake-the-f-k-up-tea )