Who Would You Bang? Olympics Edition

I'm taller than him, but who cares when we're horizontal?

I don't like a man more flexible than I am.

I'd climb him like a tree!

Not even if you paid me with 23 gold medals.

Not even sure what sport he plays, but pass the baby oil!

All that oil makes me uncomfortable. In a negative way.

Fencing has never looked so tall, dark, and handsome.

Way too emo for me.

Suit + Sword = Sexy AF

Why are there so many pictures of fencers? So confused.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiii, gurl!

Hard pass, il mio amico.

Those eyes! I die!

No. It is NOT so.

Those biceps! Yes all day.

Can't do the tiny beard. Gotta pass.

To be a drop of water on those abs!

So. Over. Swimmers.

Definitely would bang.

Not into Canadian chicks, eh.

Yaaaaaasssssss lady abs!

Boo lady abs.

Strong AF. Sexy AF.

Strong women intimidate me.

Bish please. I've been crushing on this hottie since Sydney.

6'2"?! Nah, I'm hardly tall enough to ride Space Mountain.

How is her body even real? Drool.

Meh. I'll pass.

Jeah, brah!

No. He is the worst ever. Literally the worst.