What kind of Smartie are you?
Find out what kind of Smart Citizen you will be!
Which mode of transportation do you prefer?
Pick your favourite dish.
What is your favourite city?
Which mobile device do you use?
Who is your favourite person?
What is the biggest problem you face in your daily life?
What is your favourite accessory?
What is your favourite app on your smartphone?
Pick your favourite book.
What is your favourite time of the day?
Your chakra will definitely be aligned in a smart city, since you are the type of person who’s obsessed about the environment. Keep on biking and being smart, sure. But seriously, one advice we can give you is to be less moralistic and start doing something useful, like taking your second-hand bike and moving to HELSINKI, motherlover. That’s where you belong. And now click on this link or I will throw a plastic bag in the ocean.
CONGRATULATIONS! You will have no difficulties to adapt to the lazy life that a smart city will offer you. But be aware, your health issues will make you fly to your smart graveyard very soon. So, go to NEW YORK and eat delivery food all day, even though you don’t deserve it. We’re 99% sure your fat ass won’t let you click on this link, but it’s worth trying. We’re doing it for you buddy.
You’re a weirdo. Sorry to be so direct, but you are. Saying you’re very aware of the downsides of technology is a euphemism. You’re completely obsessed about being spied on. But you know what? No one gives a damn about what you do. So stop complaining and whining. Fight your demons by going to live in SINGAPORE. Why? Because they will monitor every move you make.
Now, calm down and check this link out. Or I will send everyone you know a video of you eating your snots.
Is it even possible to be THAT nerdy?! Like, we know technology is evolving and in the future, we will be destroyed by robots and blablabla, but calm down. Change topic sometimes! We know how important being “smart” is nowadays, but it doesn’t mean you have to keep on boring us with your AI/VR crap. Move to SEOUL, where they’re developing a futuristic city experiment.
But before doing that… wanna have a taste of this brand new technology? We know you can’t resist it…come on, click here.
You are so attached to your house that you would never leave it alone. What a loyal person you are! In the end, what’s even the point of going out?! At home you have a comfy, warm bed which probably heats up by itself and wakes you up with a relaxing song... not counting your extremely organized and functional fridge! It’s your BFF right sweetie????
Disgusting. Follow our advice: go out of that house. At least start meeting FATTIES. You’ll be perfect together. And if you fall in love with one of them, you should definitely move to NEW YORK.
Now, before asking your fridge to pour yourself some wine, check this link out.