Which Shameless Couple Are You and Your Partner?

As the least screwed-up members of your circle of friends, by default you have the honor of being in the most secure and enviable relationship you know. You two (and occasionally three) keep things steamy in the sack and share an undying love that can’t be broken -- no matter how many kids you end up raising.

To say you’re a quirky couple would be putting it lightly. What began as a simple means to scam money from the government has evolved into a supercharged romance filled with sexual exploration, organ donor lists, and a not-insignificant body count. Short of an exploding house, nothing can break you two apart.

Like a Shakespearean tragedy on government welfare, the fairytale romance between you two beautiful kids is strained by double shifts, social services, and an alias or two. You’ve got brains, looks, and youth on your side, but a checkered past and family obligations threatened your relationship before it began.

Diamonds in the rough, you were perfectly content on selling yourself short until you found one another. Nobody understands one another’s potential and unique kindness like you two, but a long-term relationship, sadly, might be out of reach. Everyone roots for you two to leave this place behind and make it work -- but there’s a good chance it won’t be together.

Not interested in security or official commitment, you prefer the more tumultuous side of passion. Literal partners in crime, you and your sweetheart are used to secret meet-ups for scams and romance in equal measure. Though you spend most of your time apart, deep down you know you’re both made for each other.