What's Your Stoner Superpower?

Everyone's getting smoked.

Sebastian Knight
On Mar 24, 2019

How do you like to get high?

What are you wearing right now?

Pick your munchies...

What's your high personality?

What is the best place to get stoned?

Pick a job:

When is the best time to light up?

And finally, how paranoid are you when you're high?

Ability To Play Any Instrument In The World!

Ability To Play Any Instrument In The World!

As you light up, the world come to life with the sound of music and everything you touch becomes an instrument! You become a master musician, able to play any instrument thrown your way!

Speaking In Tongues!

Speaking In Tongues!

When you're high, you're a master of language! At times incoherent, your stoner superpower is to never stop talking!

Telepathy

Telepathy

You don't need people to tell you what they think; you already know it! Your stoner telepathy allows you to enter one's brain and know EXACTLY what they're thinking!

Telekinesis

Telekinesis

You will never have to leave your couch again! Your stoner telekinesis allows you to summon objects, food and drinks with a simple wave of your hand!

Coherent Arguments

Coherent Arguments

Always handy in stressful situations, your ability to make a coherent argument when you're stoned makes it even easier for you to smoke any time, any where!

Super Cleaning Abilities

Super Cleaning Abilities

Your elevated energy high allows you to clean up any place in a jiffy! The perfect combination of hyperactivity and deep focus is one of the most useful stoner superpowers to have!