How 'Banana' Are You?
How 'Banana' Are You?
Are you "yellow" on the inside, and "white" on the outside?
Are you "yellow" on the inside, and "white" on the outside?
What do you call your grandparents?
How do you say "one, two, three, four, five" in Mandarin?
Who would you want to star in a movie with?
Can you eat rice with chopsticks?
What does the Chinese character above mean?
You're at a Chinese food stall. How do you order your food?
It's hazy outside and you don't really feel like going out. Which one of these TV series would you binge watch?
Which Mandopop artist are you most familiar with?
What would be your ideal breakfast spread?
How do you like your bananas?
You are the ultimate 'banana'!
You are the ultimate 'banana'!
Not counting your skin colour, you're practically 'ang moh' in every sense. You only speak English, watch Hollywood films, and you probably dream of moving to America or Europe one day. As 'banana' as you are, it won't hurt to learn a bit more about your native culture.
You're 25% 'banana'!
You're 25% 'banana'!
Ah, so you're quite 'Cina', with a bit of 'ang-moh'-ness thrown in. You can pretty much hold a decent conversation with your grandparents besides the usual "ni hao ma" and "Gong Xi Fa Cai!" You probably sang along to Chinese pop songs all your life, but sometimes, you can't resist putting your hand to your heart when Backstreet Boys comes on.
You're not even a banana, you're a Chokanan mango!
You're not even a banana, you're a Chokanan mango!
Just like it says on the tin, you're not even a wee bit 'banana'. If your ancestors came to life like they did in Disney's 'Mulan', they'd be clamouring to pat you on the back for bringing honour to them all.
You're 50% banana!
You're 50% banana!
You probably understand and are able to speak in Mandarin or any Chinese dialect i.e. your mother tongue quite fluently, but your reading and writing skills leave much to be desired. You've probably seen quite a number of TVB and Taiwanese idol dramas alongside Hollywood productions growing up too!
You're 75% 'banana'!
You're 75% 'banana'!
So, you are kinda a 'mat salleh' at heart, with a bit of 'Cina'-ness missed in. You probably grew up speaking English, with a tiiiiny bit of your mother tongue thrown in. You might have picked up a bit of Mandarin/Cantonese you learnt from 'Journey To The West' or from singing along to Jay Chou.