Which UMich dorm are you?
Which UMich dorm are you?
Are you more of a Mary Markley or a Dirty Burs?
Are you more of a Mary Markley or a Dirty Burs?
How do you like your coffee?
Which Diag squirrel do you relate to most?
What are you doing on Tuesday night?
Pick an ice cream flavor from Blank Slate:
Quick: it's the UMich vs. MSU gameday. How many shots do you take before 10am?
You're getting Sunday brunch at Angelo's. What do you order to cure your hangover?
What is the Arb?
Pick a plan B career:
What's your favorite IM sport?
Finish this chant: "Go Green, Go White! _________."
Choose a pizza place on campus:
Which class did you fail freshman year?
Pick a team to hate:
You set off the dorm's fire alarm at 2am on a Thursday. What's the cause?
Lastly, pick a classic party banger:
Mojo
Mojo
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the smartest of them all? You, but you already knew that. You can be found lounging on Palmer Field, dreaming of your future salary after graduating with a STEM degree. Don't get to carried away though. You still have to pass Orgo 2.
Markley
Markley
You're a Mary Markley! If UMich had an objective yearbook, you'd be labeled 'most petty'. Mary Markley is the life of the party, but don't cross her. Maybe you'll be featured in a pic on her Insta one day, but probably not.
Dirty Burs
Dirty Burs
Part time North Campus dweller, part time savage. When you're on Central, you make it count, but you never count your shots. Keep on raging.
SQuad
SQuad
You're the ultimate bro. Life of the party, super athletic, great hair, but somehow a great student... how do you manage? You always send your group chat the spiciest memes, and honestly I bet Jim Harbaugh wants to be you.
East Quad
East Quad
Like my daily breakfast topping, you're pretty granola. You're the environmentally woke friend and always on top of fashion trends. Secretly everyone wants to be you.
Lloyd
Lloyd
Congrats! You're basically royalty. Palace Lloyd is the best place to be, but you already knew that. Sit back and enjoy sipping your mid-morning coffee while overlooking all of the peasants on Palmer Field.
Betsy Barbour
Betsy Barbour
You suffer from resting bitch face, but secretly want to be everyone's friend. You can be found somewhere in Hatcher proof reading the entire group project to make sure it's perfect to hand in, because you didn't trust Jessica F. enough even though she said she already checked for typos. You're gonna get an A, and ain't nobody gonna stand in your way.
West Quad
West Quad
West Quad, best quad amiright?? You're the fun friend who manages to go out four nights a week and can still pull all A's. Everyone hates that, but who cares. Keep chasing your dreams and shots.