What Type of Kitchen Appliance Are You?

You are fun to be around but get burnt out quickly and like to have time for yourself. You prefer the summer time because you're hot as hell. You get frightened and jump easily. You probably have a decent job that you don't love, and might be in an existential crisis as well. "Pop" a pill or two.

You only go to parties for the food and to be surrounded by other people while in your own loneliness. Winter is your favorite season because it is too cool, just like yourself. However, you are most likely struggling with depression or an eating disorder and not succeeding generally in your life. Sorry. Try to stay "cool" and "chill" out.

You like to fuck shit up! You destroy everything in your path and are hot-tempered. Fall is your season because you tend to get worked up and FALL off the counter easily. Watch out, seems like you might have some anger issues and are most likely working in a minimum wage, dead-end job. Try to "blend" in with the crowd a little more.

You are the life of the party and high energy! You like to be the center of attention by being as obnoxious as possible constantly; Spring is the season for your bounciness. You probably have high expectations for life, and believe that you are more attractive than you actually are. Try to take it down a notch.