How Would YOUR Life Movie Fare At The Box Office?

You are extremely appealing to the world at large -- congratulations! You push the boundaries in a good way through bold storytelling, but are never gratuitously violent or overly raunchy. As you usually stick to PG-13 confines, some may find fault with you for not being risky enough. Still, there's nothing wrong with being fun for the whole family. Keep on crushing the box office!

When you first arrived in theaters, people reacted with a, "Sayyyy whatttt?" The main issue wasn't your film itself-- it was that audiences weren't ready for your genius quite yet. Over time, even those who didn't appreciate you began to recognize all your positive qualities, and developed a newfound respect for you. Just don't be afraid to be different, because it clearly pays off.

You aren't a box office smash... but you're not a bomb either. You broke completely even-Steven, so if your life had a large budget, you still did a great job attracting enough of an audience to cover the costs. In the future, you might want to take more storytelling risks so that your life will be as intriguing as possible. Just stay determined and keep forging new paths, and you'll find yourself a smash hit in no time!

Oooooo. Rough. Critics and audiences may not have responded TOO WELL initially, but you still don't have to lose hope. Your film may earn the reputation of a "cult classic" in time, as people may discover brilliant aspects that were previously overlooked. Going forward, I'd recommend trying to be more of a complex person, opening yourself up to more romantic relationships and unleashing your desires for using foul language and safe recreational drugs. Best of luck on improving your life's box office!