Can We Guess Your Age By Your Vocabulary?

We can tell if you're a teen or an adult just by the way you speak!

Sam Sterling
Created by Sam Sterling
On Aug 26, 2015

When you meet someone new, what do you say?

Pick a slang word for "drunk"

Choose a synonym for "wise"

How do you describe someone who is attractive?

Another way to say "sex" is:

Choose an antonym for "sad"

How do you sign off on an email?

What's your favorite swear word?

Which GRE word describes you?

Pick an idiom:

You Are 17

You Are 17

You are young, hip, and totes up-to-date on all the cool new slang. Your vocab is pretty basic, but if you need to say something eloquent, you’ll use an online thesaurus because let’s face it, you are the master of the Internet, and you know how to use it to your advantage. Nonetheless, getting at least 100 insta likes on your picture with "bae" is way more important than getting an A on your English vocab quiz.

You Are 24

You Are 24

You are a college-educated individual with a pretty good vocabulary. You are quite articulate when it matters, such as writing cover letters or nailing an interview. However, you are still focused on having fun and living life to the fullest. Speaking with sophistication doesn’t always roll of your tongue. Also, you are aware of all the new slang, but you feel too old to use words like “on fleek.” Instead, you’ll stick to your roots, and use 90s lingo like “dude” and “duh.”

You Are 31

You Are 31

You are finally at the point in your life where it’s time to settle down. You no longer care about what is trendy. You are confident in yourself and your abilities. You know what you want and you’re not afraid to speak your mind. You are expressive, smooth, and silver-tongued.

You Are 45

You Are 45

You are mature and the words you use reflect that. You have a polished voice and a refined vocabulary. You are established and educated. When you speak, people listen. Essentially, you are a language master. You enunciate, you have perfect grammar, and you rarely curse.

You Are 56

You Are 56

You are intelligent and sophisticated, but you have a colloquial manner of speaking, which makes you approachable. You love to have long conversations with everyone you meet. You can talk about a plethora of topics, for you are well-versed on it all. Although some phrases you use are dated, you pick up words from your kids in attempts to be a cool parent.

You Are 68

You Are 68

You’ve studied many languages, providing you with plenty of ways to express yourself. You are storyteller and people love to listen to you. Your voice is full of wisdom and your vocabulary is old-fashioned and immaculate.