Which Real Life Mob Kingpin Are You?

At an early age, you learned that it pays to be intimidating, so you chose a profession like being a bouncer to practice your act. While some may consider you a "Robin Hood" for helping out the poor at the cost of the rich, you have occasional incidents that "massacre" your public image. Going forward, you should hold on to your current positive values; just be careful you don't create too much mischief, or you might get in trouble!

You are definitely more of a family man than most mobsters, committed to achieving success so you can provide for your spouse and children. Your personality is more open than most, which has led to ordinary citizens looking upon you favorably. Just be careful who you call your friends, because some people may be less honorable than they let on!

You are not exactly a kingpin, but you display a wealth of control in the way you go about your daily "activities." You are quite skilled when it comes to keeping dirty deeds private from your loved ones, so congratulations on being discreet. Despite your usually intense commitment to work, you still have your morals, and are a joy around children.

You were quite the tough kid back in your high school years! Whether it be pushing geeky kids into lockers or slightly more serious crimes, your sphere of influence attracted the police's attention in no time. When it comes to business, you are dedicated to making a profit. Just be careful you don't step on the wrong toes, or else you might see some tough guys coming after you!

Ah, you are certainly a trickster. Loyalty is not your strongest suit, as you've been known to ally with a variety of sides, based on what's most convenient for your current situation. Overall, no one can blame you for being strategic and covering your own hide, because it's a dog-eat-dog world out there! Just remember that karma is a real thing, so treat others the way you want to be treated in turn.

You are quite the ROBBER... which also may apply to robbing the hearts of your romantic conquests. You are more charismatic than most of your fellow criminals, which is definitely something to be proud of. Rather than run from the media, you are more likely to embrace it, as it can only increase the power of your image!