Can You Match the Weird Al Yankovic Lyric To The Song Title?
Can You Match the Weird Al Yankovic Lyric To The Song Title?
Do you remember all of the crazy man's brilliant parody lyrics from the past few decades? Find out now!
Do you remember all of the crazy man's brilliant parody lyrics from the past few decades? Find out now!

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
So I'm not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."
Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
There's Simon Cowell
Who folks wanna disembowel
He opens his mouth
Always says something foul
I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide