Could You Have Hosted The Golden Globes Better Than Ricky Gervais?

You know you've been wondering ever since.

Sam Locklin
Created by Sam Locklin
On Mar 29, 2017

What type of high-school student were you?

What type of jokes would you REALLY make?

Most important part of the Golden Globes?

Which musical guest would you want to perform?

Category you care about most?

Favorite film genre?

Who do you respect the most?

Which cuisine should be served at the ceremony?

Biggest fear?

Best vehicle to depart the event in?

You'd steal the show from the stars!

You'd steal the show from the stars!

You are the legendary host people aspire to become. You would be an extremely smooth operator for the entire show, using well-timed comic relief and dramatic pauses to make every moment count. The only danger facing you is ego inflation, so please try to stay humble while ruling over the world of entertainment!

Your performance would be respectable, but not mindblowing

Your performance would be respectable, but not mindblowing

Nicely done. Not everyone has believed in you consistently over the years, but you got up there and carried yourself well. You spoke just long enough and not too long, and didn't offend anyone in the process. The one criticism people may have of you is that you played things a bit too safe, so going forward, feel free to take more chances!

Errr... Some may not agree with your "unique" performance....

Errr... Some may not agree with your "unique" performance....

OK, you weren't so bad that security had to rush you off the stage. But your performance definitely could've used a bit more... oomph. Going forward, you should try to get your hands on recordings of legends hosting the heck out of past awards shows. Study the greats enough and you might just become one!

Ahhh! Maybe try the MTV Movie Awards next time?

Ahhh! Maybe try the MTV Movie Awards next time?

Wow. We respect you, so we feel obligated to be honest... that was a pretty dreadful show. Whether you were making jokes about people who recently passed away or offending the audience through other means, it was a rough performance overall. No worries, though -- there are other awards ceremonies where your routine would play just fine. Now get going on finding the right one!

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