Can You Identify The Real Zlatan Quotes?

"What do you mean 'Zlatan?' She got Zlatan."

"What do you mean 'is a song by Juston Bieber?' She got Zlatan."

"What do you mean 'she didn't get Zlatan?' She got Zlatan."

"Cobra style? No. Tiger style? Of course not. It has to be Zlatan-style."

"Brazil style? No. Italy style? Of course not. It has to be Zlatan-style."

"Harry Styles? No. Julia Styles? Of course not. It has to be Zlatan-style."

"I can't help but laugh at how bad you are."

"I can't help but laugh at how I am so perfect."

"I am very perfect. I am perfect Zlatan."

"The players here might not know who I am but that's OK I like them anyway."

"I may not know who the players are here but I'm sure they'll introduce themselves."

"The players here are just like the players where I left except they are different people and play on different teams."

"I sent them into retirement with a gold watch and a crappy cake. And some goals."

'They thought I would go into retirement but really I'm not eligible for Social Security yet and I want to improve my 401K."

"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany,"

"I am your boss."

"I am the boss of you."

"I am the president of everybody."

"A European Championship without me is nothing to watch, so it is not worth waiting for the European Championship."

"A Champions League without me is nothing to watch, so it is not worth waiting for the Champions League."

"A Law & Order marathon without me is nothing to watch, so it is not worth waiting for a Law & Order marathon."

"We're looking for an apartment. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just build one with my bare hands."

"We're looking for an apartment. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just sleep outside."

"We're looking for an apartment. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just keep looking and hope something opens up."

"Zlatan doesn't do tryouts."

"Zlatan doesn't do substitutions."

Zlatan doesn't do math."