Are You Too Skinny?
Are You Too Skinny?
As we're all well aware, beach season is upon us. This means we've been on an exercise regimen of spinning, circuit training and running 8 miles per day, meanwhile subsisting entirely off of juice and adderall. Feels good to be healthy again am I right girls? But is it possible that our hard work has made some of us TOO skinny? Take this quiz to find out.
As we're all well aware, beach season is upon us. This means we've been on an exercise regimen of spinning, circuit training and running 8 miles per day, meanwhile subsisting entirely off of juice and adderall. Feels good to be healthy again am I right girls? But is it possible that our hard work has made some of us TOO skinny? Take this quiz to find out.
Are you a pile of dust?
How big of a pile of dust are you?
Do you start to evaporate in warm temperatures?
Have you ever been standing outside an “automatic” door for over two hours until finally someone with more body mass walked up and let you in?
Are you so frail that when you break your third bone in one day you just shrug with whatever limbs you have left and say “Ugh my life is a joke!”
Have you ever literally almost drowned in a piece of clothing because you thought there was a slight chance that your XXS Abercrombie tank from sixth grade might still fit you as a dress?
Do you dance on elevated surfaces mostly because you’re pretty sure your legs are going to give out at any moment and you still want to enjoy the action?
Have you ever had a classic case of the Mondays where you slipped through the drain while taking a shower?
Have you ever literally eaten your weight in sushi?
Is your collarbone considered a weapon in any state?
Do you get mad at people who say “I bruise like a peach!” because when you sit on ANY surface you are actually rushed to the hospital?
Has NASA reached out about using you to study life in zero gravity?
Did Kendall Jenner ever untag herself in a photo of you guys because she looked fat?
Are you less than your birthweight?
By a lot?
Have you forgotten about pounds entirely and switched to ounces because that unit of measure just makes more sense for your body type?
Have you ever been mistaken for a pile of toothpicks at a party?
Was the pile of toothpicks actually you?
Do you not show up in certain Instagram filters?
Have you ever managed to consume a solid and wanted to Instagram it but got so exhausted in the middle of typing #eeeeats that you passed out?
Do the people at Crossfit tell you to go home?
Have you ever turned sideways instead of dealing with an annoying situation?
Do people understand human anatomy significantly better after hanging out with you?
Have you ever worn a hair elastic as a belt?
NO! You’re def not too skinny. Hop back on the treadmill and get to work betch!
NO! You’re def not too skinny. Hop back on the treadmill and get to work betch!
NO! You’re def not too skinny. Hop back on the treadmill and get to work betch!
NO! You’re def not too skinny. Hop back on the treadmill and get to work betch!