Which (Bad) Columbia Publication Are You?
Which (Bad) Columbia Publication Are You?
Listen, we're not on a high horse here. Campus media has a lot of problems. And you have problems too! So which of us do you most resemble? Answers to this quiz include Spectator, Spectrum, Bwog (that's us!), The Fed, The Lion, and a special mystery response. Try to find them all!
Listen, we're not on a high horse here. Campus media has a lot of problems. And you have problems too! So which of us do you most resemble? Answers to this quiz include Spectator, Spectrum, Bwog (that's us!), The Fed, The Lion, and a special mystery response. Try to find them all!
Who do you write your articles for?
What kind of comments do you write?
How often do you use Snapchat?
How much do you care about campus gossip?
What's your favorite game to play with friends?
Would you want to be part of a big business?
What's your stance on backdating?
How would you cover a fire in a Columbia building?
Bwog
Bwog
You're us! Good job! Snacks and booze are as important to you as anything else in life. Between sleep, friends, and finishing your work on time, you like the first two most nights. People come to you first when they need to know the latest gossip. You want your friends to find dates for Valentine's day. Squirrels with pizza fill you with determination.
Columbia Daily Spectator
Columbia Daily Spectator
You're them. But that's okay! Sort of! We might still talk about you behind your back, but we really respect you in the end.. You're definitely building the best resume of all of your friends, and it's their fault for not keeping up with you. It's important to you to be the first, no matter what. You sit in the front row of your lecture and always raise your hand. We're just worried one of these days, some crazy jealous guy is going to burn your house down. Stay safe from the haters, but also chill out sometimes!
Spectrum
Spectrum
Awww. You think you're a publication. You like to laugh along with all of your friends in class, but secretly you're worried they're laughing at the Facebook messages you're sending. You get all of your news from Buzzfeed. The greatest form of flattery is a gif made in your honor. Nothing is funnier than those Bernie vs. Hillary memes. When your friends 20 years from now ask what you did in college, you'll say, "I wrote an article ranking the eight best license plates on campus."
The Fed
The Fed
The driving force in your life is twitter fights. You think you're the funniest shit, but only because you are. (Your friends won't tell you otherwise.) You like to make fun of people on campus, because seriously, they deserve it. Your Facebook wall has a few too many memes and even more ironic op-eds. Your actual wall in your dorm just has printouts of The Onion. Your desk lamp shines blue because you're cooler than everyone else.
The Lion
The Lion
You wish people would give you a bit more respect. You always give your best at whatever you do, even if people don't always realize it. You secretly have the most gossip info of all of your friends. You're really respectful of other people's opinions, sometimes to a fault. Hopefully, in three years, people will still remember who the heck you were.
Spec Sucks
Spec Sucks
Oh, no. You're not supposed to be here. You're really not supposed to be here. This Wordpress blog has been around since December 2011, arising from parts unknown and perpetually offering an offbeat or /b/-like perspective on Columbia happenings. You're the person who thinks that every side of the debate is wrong. You probably played the genocide run of Undertale. SJW's are your greatest opponent in life. When the Spec office finally catches on fire, we're going to guess you had a part in it.