Which "Silicon Valley" Character Are You?

Are you a lumbersexual programmer, an awkward startup entrepreneur or the owner of a soul-crushing megacorp? Find out now!

Roger Eo
Created By Roger Eo
On Mar 29, 2017

How would you describe your current living situation?

Which one of these sounds like the best startup concept to you?

What search engine do you use?

What's your view on Canadians?

What's your preferred payment method?

Should companies like Google be allowed to censor the internet?

Which animal best represents you?

Richard Hendricks

Richard Hendricks

You are Richard Hendricks. You are a shy person, but genuinely care about the work you do and about those around you.

You're cautious, maybe you drive a Volvo; and you probably use DuckDuckGo as your search engine because you think it's dumb that other companies store and share your search history.

Your favorite startup is Firefox. It's free, it's open source and it cares about people like you!

You're probably trying to create something life-changing, not because of the reward but because you just feel it's the right thing to do!

Jian Yang (杨靖)

Jian Yang (杨靖)

You're Jian Yang.

You're not really sure how you ended up in some large curly-haired man's company but you're trying to build a great app and make it America!

Your favorite search engine is Baidu, and your favorite startup is Line. You don't really understand why people don't use more stickers.

But let's face it Americans are weird! They actually care about where you burn your garbage.

Erlich Bachman

Erlich Bachman

You are Erlich "F*cking" Bachman. A successful entrepreneur and mentor.

You wear ironic T-shirts and use software like Open-Office and DuckDuckGo search because you hate the mega-corps who are stealing all your talent.

The world would be a better place if it had half your wisdom, a third of your drive and an eighth of your raw sexual magnetism.

Big Head

Big Head

You're Big Head. You have a Big Head. You've found yourself oddly swept up in a corporate environment where you are vastly under qualified.

Oh well. They have free breakfast.

Gavin Belson

Gavin Belson

You are Gavin Belson. You really couldn't give a rats-ass about what other people think. They are lines in a database to you and the more lines you have, the more money you make.

Your favorite startups are Google and Facebook, the mine all sorts of delicious data!

You cringe at words like Tor, Bitcoin and Open-Source. How's a hostile VC supposed to make a living with that crap?

Bertram Gilfoyle

Bertram Gilfoyle

You are Gilfoyle.

You may or may not be a Canadian citizen. Let's face it boarders are just a construct of arbitrary contracts, and it really doesn't matter if you are getting paid in Bitcoin anyway!

You love the EFF, use Tor, and swear by DuckDuckGo as your search engine. Why? Because your life is your own damn business and no one elses!

You're basically the most bad-ass technical mind their is and can build a server farm out of a trashcan.

Jared Dunn

Jared Dunn

Monica

Monica