Which Tory party leadership candidate are you?
Which Tory party leadership candidate are you?
Beware: the lizards are here
Beware: the lizards are here
Which way did you vote in the EU referendum?
Did you go to private school?
Which lizard are you?
Where do/did you go to university?
What's your favourite Tory party policy?
How do you feel about same-sex marriage being legal?
Are you in favour of the death penalty?
Which is your favourite Tory power stance?
How would your friends describe you?
Which is your favourite European country?
On a scale of one to ten, how ambitious are you?
What's your ideal job?
How intellectual are you?
Michael Gove
Michael Gove
Justice Secretary, Brexit campaigner, and knifer of dear old pal Boris - the intellectual and ex-journalist is now running for the top job.
Theresa May
Theresa May
Home Secretary, quiet Remain campaigner during the referendum, and deporter-of-immigrants-in-chief, Theresa May has been low-key for years. Now she's gunning for the top job.
David Cameron
David Cameron
The man who led the Tory party out of the electoral wilderness, is now back in the wilderness. He couldn't unite his party, gambled to keep Britain in the EU, and failed.
But he did vote for same-sex marriage so he's not all bad.
Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson
Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson, MP, ex-Mayor of London, and walking soundbite. He's gone, torn down and knifed in the back by his old buddy Michael Gove. The man who's ambition knew no bounds is now severely limited.
Jeremy Hunt
Jeremy Hunt
The ultimate Tory snake - he's determined to dismantle the NHS, and his name rhymes with the rudest swear-word around. What did you do to get him?
George Osborne
George Osborne
The man behind the throne, George has been David Cameron's willing lieutenant for many a year, wielding his pair of scissors on the national budget. Now he's quiet, and trying to keep the economy together. Looks like fun times ahead.
Stephen Crabb
Stephen Crabb
Who? Stephen Crabb is the man who took over the Work and Pensions brief when Ian Duncan Smith got emotional about cutting disabled people's benefits. Crabb stepped up to the plate. He also voted against same-sex marriage, and is linked to pray-the-gay-away groups. Sounds lovely - he's now gunning for the top job too.
Angela Leadsom
Angela Leadsom
She was one of the most passionate Brexiteers around, and she's got her blood up. She's now gunning for the top job around - but she's got hot competition. She also has a thing for tax-and-donation-related scandals.