Which Character From "Carry On Screaming" Are You?
Which Character From "Carry On Screaming" Are You?
The "Carry on" gang delve into the world of monsters and frights in this glorious spoof, the laughs are big and the characters are far, far larger than life, but which one are you most like? Let's find out .....
The "Carry on" gang delve into the world of monsters and frights in this glorious spoof, the laughs are big and the characters are far, far larger than life, but which one are you most like? Let's find out .....
Your parents always told you not to go out in the dark woods on a moonless, misty night but did you listen? Well too late the blanket is on the ground and the fun is about to start because it's snack time, but what's your favourite picnic nibble out of these suggestions?
You arrive at a spooky old house in the dead of night, you knock on the door and await to see "what" answers. Are you easily scared?
Oh dear so you've had hangovers before and slept longer than you should, but hey this sleep lasted 15 years and it is now 2015, what you gonna most miss from your life back in the year 2000?
How hairy are you? (on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being very, very hairy and 1 being as bald as a coot)
How "hot" are you?
You are indeed the maddest of mad scientists, your pet project may not be bringing a Mummy back to life after 3000 years like some others, but which of these suggestions would you most like to perfect?
How many seats do you prefer in your car?
Pick a drink ...
It's time to turn the girl into a dummy and into the wax-like substance she goes, but what is your favourite fragrance of candle?
How do you like to recharge your batteries ?
Does a uniform turn you on?
Pick a weapon ...
You've just looked in the mirror and are horrified at your reflection, it's time to hit the hairdressing salon, but how often do you normally go?
What is your favourite fried food?
The bad guys have been defeated and life is returning to normal save for one thing, your beloved spouse has been left a motionless dummy. Apparently there is a way to restore them back to life but you've convinced yourself it's more trouble than it's worth. So how guilty do you feel?
You are Detective Sergeant Sidney Bung
You are Detective Sergeant Sidney Bung
Steadfast and true, intelligent, quick-witted and brave are all adjectives that you certainly are not.
The long arm of the law was never so short on intelligence, you probably think rock music is a boulder humming?!
But hey though you plod along at your own pace, you do indeed somehow get the job done along the way not only that but manage to win the gorgeous girl. Bonus time, you also lose your moan-a-lot wife too.
Hey you are living proof .. it's better to be lucky than good .........
You are Doctor Orlando Watt
You are Doctor Orlando Watt
You are a complete nutcase.
A man of science who is a genius capable of not only creating life but bringing 3000 year old mummys back from the dead and how do you plan to earn a buck? By selling petrified young women as mannequins that's how. Well maybe tailor's dummies did cost a small fortune a hundred years ago but we doubt it.
You could be a cause for good, your name could be praised forever but no not you Dr Watt I ask you, Watt you on ........
You are Albert Potter
You are Albert Potter
You may be but a humble window cleaner but in our books you are a true hero.
For some stupid reason you manage to get the bumbling and inept Bung and Slobotham involved in the hunt for your girlfriend Doris, why did you bother, you exude bravery and the devotion you show for your missing loved one is something to behold.
You probably would have got her back in 5 minutes if you hadn't enlisted those buffoons.
But hey if you did we wouldn't have laughed ourselves silly at all your antics, so thanks once again we salute and thank you ....
You are Dan Dann
You are Dan Dann
Ah you are indeed are the Dandy Dan Dann a man who could talk for England and yet only tell half a story.
You are a gossip and draw people in to your stories about .... well nothing at all really.
A diligent worker, a jack of all trades, whether it's gardening or working as a toilet attendant your ear is pinned firmly to the wall and nothing passes you by .... Dan Dann you is da man ......
You are Emily Bung
You are Emily Bung
Jealousy is a terrible thing, how could you distrust that wonderful man of yours, true he does have an eye for the ladies and is easily led, but hey you should have known better after all your mother did warn you.
On the plus side your powers of detective work do far outstrip your bungling husband's and look where that gets you .... oh dear sure your mother warned you about that too ......
You are Valeria Watt
You are Valeria Watt
You are indeed one of a kind.
You are bad with a capital B and hot with a capital H.
True you are the perfect partner for your lunatic brother but beneath that veneer of evil lurks a seductive vamp who quite frankly exudes sex appeal so much you are impossible to resist and we are all putty in your hands, so do as you wish, we don't care 'coz we love you .... lots
You are Detective Constable Slobotham
You are Detective Constable Slobotham
'Slo' by name, slow by nature.
Sadly it appears that the day the brains were handed out you were absent.
Your powers of deduction are the stuff of legend. When summing up all the facts in this case you come to the conclusion "Foul feet smell somethin' horrible", a stroke of genius .... and that just about tells your whole story, well apart from the fine figure of a woman you make (see pic attached). You are awesome!
You are Oddbod
You are Oddbod
Ah Oddbod .... you are just the job.
Strong, loyal, dark, silent, maybe a tad too hairy with the knack of losing various bits of your body, which luckily grow back fresh and renewed with vigour.
You are irresistible to women, true they stand little chance of escaping but hey why would they want to anyway ......