Could You Keep a Lucent Sylph Alive?

Lucent Sylphs are translucent, palm-sized, fairy-like aliens that come to our world from a different dimension. They feed on positive affection and love, however, the balance is delicate. Too much love, and their inner circulatory systems will explode. Too little, and their see-through bodies cloud over in despair. Both cause death.

Could you keep one alive?

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RJ Conte
Created by RJ Conte
On Jun 29, 2015

How many pets have you owned in your life?

How many serious relationships have you been in?

What kind of friend are you?

Which Next Generation Star Trek character are you most like?

How do you respond to rejection?

How much free time do you have?

Are you afraid to own a Lucent Sylph, whose small, subservient life is in your hands?

She disintegrated!

She disintegrated!

Sorry! You went into this with far too cocky of an attitude. You are busy or scared or unattached, and you abandoned your Lucent Sylph for too long. She patiently and quietly clouded over and disintegrated into dust. They cost a lot, so next time manage your money better! Hope you're not too sad, since you didn't seem to care for her like you should.

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Her heart exploded!

Her heart exploded!

You were afraid this would happen. You are a sappy, love-mess. You got way too attached too fast. Probably time to go buy yourself a dog instead. Your Lucent Sylph was smothered.

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Record-Breaker!

Record-Breaker!

You are the perfect balance between aloofness and attention. You guard your heart, yet share it occasionally. You have broken the record for keeping a Lucent Sylph alive! Are you a homemaker with children of your own? Studies have found that moms, who already have to balance love between children, are the best adept at keeping Lucent Sylphs alive. Congratulations!

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