Your Thanksgiving Table Isn't Ready For These Turduckens
Don't try this in your home kitchen... or anywhere really.
THIS is how they do turducken down on the bayou.
What looks like some sort of flaming hellbeast is just dinner.
It ain't pretty, but how does it taste?
Who needs a turducken when you can have a lambpigcow?
Enough bacon to clog your arteries in record time.
So you want a meal that's multiple meats and looks like a rat? The internet can do that.
Perhaps you'd care to enjoy some octoturkey this Thanksgiving?
Epic Meal Time's 80,000 calorie turbaconepicentipede.
The cherpumpcake - guaranteed diabetes in a single bite.
Yes, this is as horrifying as it looks.
And the source of those turduckens. Hey, not all culinary creations are pretty.
