A Guide To Apartment Hunting That's Sure To Result In Crying, Cursing Or Both
A Guide To Apartment Hunting That's Sure To Result In Crying, Cursing Or Both
Prepare to lose your sanity and then your security deposit.
Prepare to lose your sanity and then your security deposit.
Every Apartment Hunter Ever
So ready to get out of this dumpy shoebox of an apartment and find greener pastures.
Every Apartment Hunter Ever
Hey friends and family, looking for a new apartment any good leads?
Your non-helpful friend
Aw, wish you had asked me last month. My grandma just moved out of her rent-controlled apartment where she'd been for 40 years. Rent was only $100 a month and it came with a private pool.
Every Apartment Hunter Ever
Dammt! Don't tell me that.
Your semi-helpful friend
I found my place on Craigslist.
(Neglects to tell you they live with 10 roommates or have a ridiculously large trust fund.)
Every Apartment Hunter Ever
Of course!
Craigslist
Center of EVERYTHING location, rooftop pool, gym, and butler service, you like?
Every Apartment Hunter Ever
YES! I want to live there now! How much?
Craigslist
$2,000 a month and your first-born child.
Every Apartment Hunter Ever
Oh. How about something similar for around $700?
Craigslist
It's next to a burned out Blockbuster Video across the railroad tracks and permanently smells like cat pee. $805.
Every Apartment Hunter Ever
I'll take it.
Craigslist
Oh and utilities are not included, but there is a well nearby for water.
Every Apartment Hunter Ever
Anybody want to help me move next weekend?
Your friends
Every Apartment Hunter Ever
Ugh. Well, at least once I get my security deposit back it should help cover moving costs.
Your landlord
That's a good one!