Can You Tell The Difference Between Real And Fake Pumpkin Spike Products?
C'mon, you know that you wanna try pumpkin spice toilet paper.... right?
E-Cigarettes
Because vaping should be fall festive too, I guess.
Burrito
If you want pumpkin in your chicken burrito you'll have to make it yourself.
Gum
I'll stick to spearmint, thanks.
Gushers Fruit Snacks
Gushers are already kinda gross, this would just take them over the edge.
Dog Shampoo
Your dog deserves to smell like pumpkin pie.
Doritos
No amount of pot would make these taste good.
Tampons
You mean it's NOT supposed to smell like pumpkin spice?
Oreos
Oreo has really gone off the edge over the last few years.
Chapstick
They have chapstick in almost every flavor, so no surprise here.
Jell-O
Add some pumpkin seeds in it for extra texture.
Condoms
An even worse idea than pumpkin spice tampons.
Car Polish
New car smell > pumpkin spice.
Vodka
Mix this with your pumpkin spice latte and get ready for a good time.
Toilet Paper
Sorry, but you'll need to find another method if you want your ass to smell like pumpkin spice.
Seltzer Water
Because water is just so boring as it is.
