Would You Rather... Reading and Leeds edition

Would you rather be a welly for the entire festival weekend or a tent?

Would you rather share a sleeping bag with someone who constantly makes chicken noises or someone who lays an egg in the morning

Would you rather stink and be clean for the whole festival weekend or be dirty but smell fresh?

Would you rather spend your entire weekend at the Main Stage or BBC Radio 1 Stage?

Would you rather sleep in a leaking tent or sleep in a dry tent but next to the campsite toilets?

Would you rather live off ham sandwiches covered in gravy or noodles made with the same water you washed your hair with?

Would you rather listen to the same song on repeat at the Silent Disco for 12 hours or get locked in a portaloo for 4 hours?

Would you rather lick a muddy tent peg or eat a dirty wet wipe?

Would you rather be stuck in a never ending circle pit or always get picked up and crowd surf to the back of the audience?

Would you rather have arms that would never stop flossing or feet that would never stop two-stepping?