If you've done 16/20 of these things at R&L you need to reassess your life
If you've done 16/20 of these things at R&L you need to reassess your life
Listen, we all get a little bit disgusting when we go to a festival but if you've done 16/20 of these things then we're going to have to sit down with you for a chat. Let's find out shall we?
Listen, we all get a little bit disgusting when we go to a festival but if you've done 16/20 of these things then we're going to have to sit down with you for a chat. Let's find out shall we?

Brushed your teeth with anything but water
Tripped over a guy rope
Peed anywhere but the campsite long drop
Eaten something that's been at the bottom of your bag for far too long
Found some questionable fluid stain in your sleeping bag
Accidentally downed a bottle of 'water'. You know what we mean
Went around offering free hugs. Were you THAT person?
Slept in the wrong tent, even though you knew it wasn't yours
Eaten something cold out of a tin that definitely should have been heated
Had an emotional breakdown after finding a bug in your tent
Forgotten wellies so improvised with bags on your feet
Not packed enough underwear so had to turn them inside out and back to front
Woken someone up playing acoustic guitar in the campsite
Arranged a meeting point with your friends and then forgotten where it was completely
Phoned your friend and told them you're the one holding your hand up in a crowd of thousands
Bought a new bucket hat because your other one didn't have enough rainbows on it
Spent £6 on noodles then dropped them on the floor straight away
Said, "I'm taking it easy today" and ended up in the Silent Disco at 3am screaming pop-punk lyrics
Got lost on the journey there at least 3 times and were a minimum of 2 hours late
Missed one of your favourite bands because you were too busy talking to randoms